Wednesday, March 4, 2009

10 reasons to leave the office at 6.00pm

10 reasons to leave the office at 6.00pm

1: Employment letter states that your working hour is till 6.00pm.


2: Work is a never-ending process even if you stay till next morning, you will never finish it.


3: Human are not robots. Even robot / machines have to rest or else it will face breakdown problems.


4: You love your career, but your family is more important in your life.


5: If you fail in your life, your boss is not going to be the one who gives you a helping hand. Whereas your family will definitely offer help.


6: You do not want to screw up or make your life miserable because of your job.


7: Monthly salary = work from 8.20am - 6.00pm.
If 6.00pm = $0.00 + $0 Bonus + $0 Ang Bao + 0 appreciation + Bad health + Bad social life + Poor family relationship.


Equals to = Unproductive Employee + Performance drops + Company reputation drops + Retrenchment rate increases + Resignation rate increases.

8: If a person disagree to the above formulation, we think he/she is a loser who has no life, heartless, doomed workaholic, etc. He/She deserves a 'Best Employee of the Year Award'!!


9: You shouldn't give a damn if your boss fires you.


10: For the Chinese remember this, 'House in the East no longer keeps you, then just move to the West House'.


"Psst! You still wanna leave office late?"

No comments:

Post a Comment